Watergate Fan Fiction Targhee Sock Yarn
Watergate Fan Fiction Targhee Sock Yarn
Watergate Fan Fiction Targhee Sock Yarn
Watergate Fan Fiction Targhee Sock Yarn
Watergate Fan Fiction Targhee Sock Yarn
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Watergate Fan Fiction Targhee Sock Yarn

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This is Watergate Salad in yarn form for all of y’all who have spent the holidays rage-knitting at family gatherings while Fox News blares in the background and you eat things that contain little to no real food but are somehow still called “salad.”⁣ It's inspired by Watergate Salad and Devin Nunes accusing Democrats of engaging in "Watergate fantasies" during impeachment hearings. (Swipe for snippets of Watergate Fan Fic, written by Yarn Spouse and his brother).

Targhee is a US sheep breed that produces the most glorious, springy, sturdy-yet-soft wool. The Targhee Sock base is more of a heavy fingering (giggles)-to-sport weight and is excellent for socks, accessories, and garments. It takes dye differently than BFL or merino, so you'll get a bit more variation in colorways. 

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Everything you see here is made with love and some swearing in fabulous Atlanta, Georgia. Yarn is ethically-sourced (museling-free) and dyed with professional, colorfast, lightfast acid dyes. 

Some color bleeding is normal during the first couple of washes. I wash the bejebus out of my skeins, but some colors are just bleeders. 

Your handmade items are magical delicate flowers and should be treated as such. Handwash in cool water with a delicate detergent (I recommend Sock Soap from Tuft Woolens) and lay flat to dry. Machine wash at your own risk (I'm not responsible for anything that happens to your project during machine washing. Those things are violent.) 

Yarn is dyed in a pet-free studio. 

I do my best to make sure items are true to color in the photos, but monitors/eyeballs/etc. differ. Blues and greens are especially hard to capture (I'M LOOKING AT YOU, ELECTRIC MRS. PEACOCK.) 


If you have a problem with or a question about your purchase, please contact me directly. I'm a reasonable human being. 

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