Watergate Fan Fiction Merino Sock Yarn
Watergate Fan Fiction Merino Sock Yarn
Watergate Fan Fiction Merino Sock Yarn
Watergate Fan Fiction Merino Sock Yarn
Watergate Fan Fiction Merino Sock Yarn
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Watergate Fan Fiction Merino Sock Yarn

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This is Watergate Salad in yarn form for all of y’all who have spent the holidays rage-knitting at family gatherings while Fox News blares in the background and you eat things that contain little to no real food but are somehow still called “salad.”⁣ It's inspired by Watergate Salad and Devin Nunes accusing Democrats of engaging in "Watergate fantasies" during impeachment hearings. (Swipe for snippets of Watergate Fan Fic, written by Yarn Spouse and his brother).

Republica Unicornia's Merino Sock base is 75% Superwash Merino Wool and 25% Nylon, 4-ply, 463 yards/100g. 

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Everything you see here is made with love and some swearing in fabulous Atlanta, Georgia. Yarn is ethically-sourced (museling-free) and dyed with professional, colorfast, lightfast acid dyes. 

Due to the nature of hand-dyed yarn, I recommend that you alternate skeins in larger projects. There are often variations even within the same dyelot.

Some color bleeding is normal during the first couple of washes. I wash the bejebus out of my skeins, but some colors are just bleeders. 

Your handmade items are magical delicate flowers and should be treated as such. Handwash in cool water with a delicate detergent (I recommend Sock Soap from Tuft Woolens) and lay flat to dry. Machine wash at your own risk (I'm not responsible for anything that happens to your project during machine washing. Those things are violent.) 

Yarn is dyed in a pet-free studio. 

I do my best to make sure items are true to color in the photos, but monitors/eyeballs/etc. differ. Blues and greens are especially hard to capture (I'M LOOKING AT YOU, ELECTRIC MRS. PEACOCK.) 


If you have a problem with or a question about your purchase, please contact me directly. I'm a reasonable human being. 

Thank you for supporting Republica Unicornia!